The Serb Republic of Lushansk is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ross Perot with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 11.618 billion Lushanskians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiev - Montreal. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lushanskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 98,254 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Lushansk's radio stations, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, and they say that Lushanskians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is well under control. Lushansk's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reformed Christian.

Lushansk is ranked 244,257^th in the world and 8,251^st in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -135.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.