The Kingdom of Lyoneis is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.288 billion Lyoneisians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong Lyoneisian economy, worth 568 trillion Coronas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,255 Coronas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,549 per year while the poor average 13,256, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, and students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lyoneis's national animal is the Lion.

Lyoneis is ranked 237,471^st in the world and 56^th in Union Mundial for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.02 law-abiding acts per hour.