Population | 8.335 billion |
Capital | New Macau |
Faith | Free Christianity |
Currency | Macau Cryptocurrency |
Animal | Dog |
The City State of MAACAU is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and vat-grown people. The compassionate population of 8.335 billion MAACAENSES are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Macau. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient MAACAUian economy, worth a remarkable 1,663 trillion Macau Cryptocurrencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,520 Macau Cryptocurrencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, throwing a sickie is a serious crime, and online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for MAACAU. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MAACAU's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Christianity.
MAACAU is ranked 5,940th in the world and 1st in International Petroleum Cartel for Most Cultured, scoring 153 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : MAACAU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in MAACAU, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for MAACAU.
- : Following new legislation in MAACAU, throwing a sickie is a serious crime.
- : Following new legislation in MAACAU, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
- : Following new legislation in MAACAU, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation.
- : MAACAU was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in MAACAU, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in MAACAU, it's said that Leader can turn every pleasure into a chore.
- : Following new legislation in MAACAU, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
- : Following new legislation in MAACAU, Leader has killer fashion sense.