The Jingoistic States of Mad Dog is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.155 billion Mad Basterds are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The strong Mad Dogian economy, worth 65.0 trillion Guzzolenes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,288 Guzzolenes, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Mad Dog's national animal is the V-twin Knucklehead, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mad Dog is ranked 140,942^nd in the world and 1^st in War Boys for Highest Average Incomes, with 56,288.05 Standard Monetary Units.