The Republic of Mad Mysteadaseneshee is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.465 billion Mad Mysteadasenesheeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The strong Mad Mysteadasenesheean economy, worth 534 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 51,060 rubles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 288,998 per year while the poor average 4,420, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mad Mysteadaseneshee's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mad Mysteadaseneshee is ranked 266,495^th in the world and 2^nd in Union of Justice for Lowest Crime Rates, with 40.3 law-abiding acts per hour.