The Immortal Doggo of Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Collie with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.838 billion Border Collies enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Chess Club. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The powerhouse Border Collie economy, worth 361 trillion Keevian Objects a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 74,628 Keevian Objects, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 336,202 per year while the poor average 10,210, a ratio of 32.9 to 1.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, and police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom's national animal is the Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Yorkshire Tea.

Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom is ranked 59,147^th in the world and 2^nd in The Chess Club for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.