The Rogue Nation of Magpie Fleet is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 563 million Aoleirkawkrieze are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banana. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Aoleirkawkriese economy, worth 10.5 trillion Kawkris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 18,728 Kawkris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and war is made in the name of love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magpie Fleet's national animal is the Magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Magpie Fleet is ranked 277,034^th in the world and 13^th in Phantom for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.