The State of Magyaro is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 19.45 billion Magyaroans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Magyaroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,076 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 55,338 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 376,234 per year while the poor average 2,973, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Magyaro's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Magyaro is ranked 78,209^th in the world and 165^th in Ancient Lands for Most Primitive, scoring 30 on the Scary Big Number Scale.