The Constitutional Monarchy of Malkara is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Franklin Carlos with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and digital currency. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2.235 billion Malkarans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harned. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Malkaran economy, worth 417 trillion Malkoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,716 Malkoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malkara's national animal is the Urso Azul, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cristianismo Solar.

Malkara is ranked 8,283^rd in the world and 1^st in The Trident Alliance for Highest Poor Incomes, with 135,625.28 Standard Monetary Units.