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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 392ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 568thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 704th
The Eternal Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
By Order of the Emperor
The Emperor
Influence
Vassal
Lord Malumynumen
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Malumynumen

Population5.198 billion

CapitalThe Capitol
LeaderThe Emperor
FaithImperialism

CurrencyGold
AnimalDraconequus

The Eternal Empire of Malumynumen is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.198 billion Malumynumenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capitol. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Malumynumenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,750 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 336,686 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, The Emperor has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, and the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malumynumen's national animal is the Draconequus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperialism.

Malumynumen is ranked 86,412th in the world and 2nd in Union of Liberal Nations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,466.23 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 392ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 568thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 704thLargest Black Market: 853rdHighest Poor Incomes: 892ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,338thHighest Average Incomes: 1,357thMost Armed: 1,446thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,083rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,414thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,321stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,403rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,442ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,660thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,693rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,730thLargest Governments: 3,968thLowest Crime Rates: 3,992ndMost Developed: 4,297thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,939thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,144thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,884thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,944thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,373rdSmartest Citizens: 7,150thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,449thLargest Retail Industry: 8,194thMost Efficient Economies: 8,663rdHighest Economic Output: 8,685thHealthiest Citizens: 9,474thTop
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Most Secular: 11,598thLargest Mining Sector: 12,541stMost Authoritarian: 12,625thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,174thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,673rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,765thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,383rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,776thMost Cultured: 18,544thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,845th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the region

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