The Eternal Empire of Malumynumen is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.198 billion Malumynumenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capitol. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Malumynumenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,750 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 336,686 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, The Emperor has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, and the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malumynumen's national animal is the Draconequus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperialism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Malumynumen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Malumynumen's influence in Union of Liberal Nations rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Malumynumen's influence in Union of Liberal Nations rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Malumynumen's influence in Union of Liberal Nations rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Malumynumen's influence in Union of Liberal Nations rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Malumynumen's influence in Union of Liberal Nations rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Malumynumen updated the World Factbook entry in Union of Liberal Nations.
- : The Community of Union Of Liberal Nations appointed Malumynumen as Lord Malumynumen with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Union of Liberal Nations.
- : Malumynumen lodged a message on the Union of Liberal Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Malumynumen relocated from The Bar on the corner of every region to Union of Liberal Nations.