by Max Barry

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 421st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 671st Highest Poor Incomes: 748th
The Xunj'tis Zkasaeva Aeuso of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Wo Zkasaeva Aeuso, Wo Won Tauta, Wo Jengat Kal’Evos!
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Population3.625 billion

CurrencyImperial Credit

The Xunj'tis Zkasaeva Aeuso of Malumynumen is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.625 billion Malumynumenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Malumynumenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,045 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 288,364 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, state media insists that Leader is the most fashionable leader in Union of Justice, children spout "Wo Zkasaeva Aeuso, Wo Won Tauta, Wo Jengat Kal’Evos!" involuntarily throughout the day, and most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malumynumen's national animal is the Draconequus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Malumynumen is ranked 6,045th in the world and 9th in Union of Justice for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 482.77 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 421stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 671stHighest Poor Incomes: 748thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 825thLargest Black Market: 1,250thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,319thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,863rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,541stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,004thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,288thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,621stLowest Crime Rates: 3,885thLargest Governments: 3,908thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,465thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,576thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,579thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,674thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,981stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,716thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,045thSmartest Citizens: 6,768thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,751stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,171stLargest Retail Industry: 9,395thMost Secular: 9,540thHealthiest Citizens: 9,826thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,492ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,246thHighest Economic Output: 13,870thLargest Mining Sector: 13,961stLargest Publishing Industry: 14,595thMost Authoritarian: 15,468thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,468thMost Cultured: 15,859thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,815th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

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