The Armed Republic of Marge Simpson is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Marge Simpson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.783 billion Marge Simpsonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springfield. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.6%.

The strong Marge Simpsonian economy, worth 129 trillion potatoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,579 potatoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 338,070 per year while the poor average 9,343, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.

Marge Simpson has just been declared ruler of Marge Simpson in an international press conference, all facts are created equal, former pharmaceutical company owners have lost their healthy incomes, and auctioneers practice saying "lightly used tank" with a straight face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marge Simpson's national animal is the Homer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cleanliness.

Marge Simpson is ranked 305,322^nd in the world and 16,613^th in Balder for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 23.71 on the Kitten Softness Rating.