The Republic of Marxstadt is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.516 billion Marxstadtians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxstadtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,914 trillion equalities a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 293,828 equalities, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, the legal profession considers itself above the law, excessive gerrymandering has earned Marxstadt the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship', and opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Marxstadt's national animal is the homo sapiens, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Marxstadt is ranked 2,601^st in the world and 3^rd in Fuseishuu for Lowest Crime Rates, with 135.33 law-abiding acts per hour.