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Most Advanced Public Education: 4thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7thLargest Welfare Programs: 14th
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Economy
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Marxstadt

Population3.146 billion

Currencyequality
Animalhomo sapiens

The Republic of Marxstadt is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 3.146 billion Marxstadtians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxstadtian economy, worth 657 trillion equalities a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,870 equalities, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and sex changes are routinely performed at Marxstadt's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Marxstadt's national animal is the homo sapiens, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Marxstadt is ranked 282,073rd in the world and 5th in Fuseishuu for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -21.99 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 4thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7thLargest Welfare Programs: 14thMost Subsidized Industry: 59thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 107thMost Advanced Public Transport: 272ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,089thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,156thMost Developed: 1,742ndMost Pacifist: 2,439thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,566thMost Secular: 2,740thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,093rdLargest Black Market: 3,235thHealthiest Citizens: 3,462ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,614thLargest Governments: 3,921stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,999thMost Avoided: 5,383rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,054thHighest Average Incomes: 6,712thNicest Citizens: 6,730thNudest: 6,747thSmartest Citizens: 8,003rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 18,873rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, sex changes are routinely performed at Marxstadt's hospitals.
  • : Marxstadt was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.

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