The State of Mdewakantona is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14.568 billion Mdewakantonans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Mdewakantonan economy, worth 97.9 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 6,723 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, military spending recently hit a new high, organ donation is compulsory, and many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mdewakantona's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mdewakantona is ranked 58,726^th in the world and 2^nd in Turkiye for Most Corrupt Governments, with 31.2 kickbacks per hour.