The Dictatorship of Merovahn is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Billy McGuyer with an even hand, and remarkable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.374 billion Merovahnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guyver City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Merovahnian economy, worth a remarkable 6,514 trillion Merovahnian Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 336,247 Merovahnian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in Merovahn, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, former Tortillanism holy sites are reconsecrated as teppanyaki restaurants, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Merovahn's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tortillanism.

Merovahn is ranked 329,623^rd in the world and 51^st in Gypsy Lands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -20.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.