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Most Subsidized Industry: 10,951stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,592ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,563rd
The Jaggeresque Moves of
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Mick Jagger

Population20.104 billion

CapitalDodgeville
LeaderThe Glimmer Twins

Currencychick
AnimalRooster

The Jaggeresque Moves of Mick Jagger is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Glimmer Twins with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.104 billion Mick Jaggerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodgeville. The average income tax rate is 80.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mick Jaggerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,140 trillion chicks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,474 chicks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", tax avoidance is a serious affair, much of Mick Jagger's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Mick Jaggerian Space Agency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mick Jagger's national animal is the Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mick Jagger is ranked 14,563rd in the world and 1st in Manhattan for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 360.52 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 10,951stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,592ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,563rdHighest Economic Output: 14,912thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,902ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 17,155thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,520thMost Cultured: 17,741stMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,839thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,622ndMost Developed: 18,692ndLargest Populations: 19,263rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,548thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,746thMost Efficient Economies: 20,885thLargest Mining Sector: 27,000thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,946thLargest Governments: 28,736thLongest Average Lifespans: 29,532ndMost Conservative: 31,936th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mick Jagger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Mick Jagger was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Mick Jaggerian Space Agency.
  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, much of Mick Jagger's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, tax avoidance is a serious affair.
  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, commercial jingles are the nation's greatest export.
  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Mick Jagger they're lyin'.
  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, Mick Jaggerians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud.

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