The Queendom of Minastan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Mina I with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.427 billion Minastanis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kobe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Minastani economy, worth a remarkable 2,015 trillion oncecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 239,155 oncecoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,148,287 per year while the poor average 29,084, a ratio of 39.5 to 1.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, and construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Minastan's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is none.

Minastan is ranked 288,126^th in the world and 3^rd in Hallyu Sanctuary for Most Primitive, scoring -543.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.