The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Jay with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 27.774 billion Miraclian Antilleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nassau. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian Antillean economy, worth a remarkable 3,606 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,836 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, Miraclian Antilleans seem to be catching more chills, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miraclian Antilles's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Cult of the Holy Weed.

Miraclian Antilles is ranked 283,967^th in the world and 56^th in Nudist Dreamland for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,933.8 Standard Monetary Units.