The Matriarchy of Mistress Emma is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mistress Emma with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, enforced nudity, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.336 billion Mistress Emmen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Matriarch City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.6%.

The very strong Mistress Emman economy, worth 124 trillion Toyboys a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 53,424 Toyboys, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,157 per year while the poor average 10,631, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mistress Emma's national animal is the Cougar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dominatrixianity.

Mistress Emma is ranked 190,483^rd in the world and 3^rd in Brennauer for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.