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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,629thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,659thRudest Citizens: 2,744th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Show me the money!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Moaning Lisa

Population1.4 billion

CapitalFanny Hill
LeaderMoll Flanders
FaithCourtesanship

CurrencyVoucher
AnimalLouse

The Nomadic Peoples of Moaning Lisa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Moll Flanders with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.4 billion Moaning Lisans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fanny Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Moaning Lisan economy, worth 200 trillion Vouchers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 143,252 Vouchers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 578,484 per year while the poor average 23,677, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

The blind lead the blind in social welfare, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Moaning Lisa's national animal is the Louse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Courtesanship.

Moaning Lisa is ranked 2,744th in the world and 99th in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 201.68 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,629thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,659thRudest Citizens: 2,744thHighest Crime Rates: 2,798thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,385thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,317thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,500thFattest Citizens: 4,584thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,939thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,994thLargest Retail Industry: 5,508thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,024thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,673rdTop
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Most Armed: 12,644thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,306thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,695thMost Efficient Economies: 15,335thHighest Average Incomes: 15,802ndHighest Drug Use: 16,059thMost Cultured: 16,830thLargest Gambling Industry: 19,236thMost Inclusive: 19,700thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,095thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,723rd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 69th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 99th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 115th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 132nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 152nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 184th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 205th in the regionFattest Citizens: 228th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 231st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 241st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 249th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 268th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 353rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 399th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 552nd in the regionMost Armed: 553rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 563rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 639th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 694th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 743rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 759th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 770th in the regionNudest: 772nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 817th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, the blind lead the blind in social welfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
  • : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.

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