The Armed Republic of Mocking birdia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sqauwk J Mockingbird with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.023 billion Mocking birdians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bertold. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The all-consuming Mocking birdian economy, worth 219 trillion Mockibirdias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 108,280 Mockibirdias, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming, Mocking Birdism has been named as Mocking birdia's national religion, and the weather in Bertold is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mocking birdia's national animal is the Mocking bird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Mocking Birdism.

Mocking birdia is ranked 87,541^st in the world and 41^st in RPS for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,538.21 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.