The Free Land of Mootland is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 701 million Halflings have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eicheschatten. The average income tax rate is 44.8%.

The sizeable but inefficient Mootlandian economy, worth 28.3 trillion Gold Crowns a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,327 Gold Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Eicheschatten has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, the hip spot of the season is just over that way, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, and prisons in Mootland are the summer homes of murderers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mootland's national animal is the Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mootland is ranked 252,901^st in the world and 11^th in United Right for Highest Average Incomes, with 40,327.27 Standard Monetary Units.