The United States of Morozostan is a mid-sized, safe nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 67 million Morozostanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Morozostanian economy, worth 2.95 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,038 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Morozostan City to enjoy their national art, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, the same 67 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher, and daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morozostan's national animal is the trukey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Morozostan is ranked 40,581^st in the world and 47^th in The League for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,225.2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.