The Constitutional Monarchy of Morselia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 760 million Morsel'ts are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 26.4%.

The Morselian economy, worth 46.2 trillion Myrkis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,746 Myrkis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, foreign nationals who stumble near Morselia are harbingers of war, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morselia's national animal is the camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Morselia is ranked 123,808^th in the world and 8^th in Russian Armed Forces for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,672.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.