The Guardian of the Forest of Mossanda is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 4.357 billion Mossandans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Mossandan economy, worth 310 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,189 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mossanda's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mossanda is ranked 249,863^rd in the world and 12^th in Random Acts of Kindness for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.