The Rogue Nation of MSN47 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Highlander with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 8.147 billion MSN47ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bidenx. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.
The frighteningly efficient MSN47ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,215 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 271,987 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
The MSN47ian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MSN47's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cards.
MSN47 is ranked 47,813th in the world and 685th in Mikes Hope for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,020.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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MSN47, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Following new legislation in
MSN47, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
- : Following new legislation in
MSN47, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
- : Following new legislation in
MSN47, the MSN47ian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.
- : Following new legislation in
MSN47, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
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MSN47, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
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MSN47, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in
MSN47, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist.
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MSN47, Highlander's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
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MSN47, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.




















































