Population | 16.206 billion |
Currency | $$ |
Animal | Death's-head hawkmoth |
The Watchfires of MtR-1 is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 16.206 billion MtR-1ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 35.2%.
The strong MtR-1ian economy, worth 799 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,322 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MtR-1's national animal is the Death's-head hawkmoth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
MtR-1 is ranked 11,482nd in the world and 1st in Mount Rainier for Most Stationary, with 2,137.17518081812 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in MtR-1, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
- : Following new legislation in MtR-1, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
- : Following new legislation in MtR-1, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals.
- : Following new legislation in MtR-1, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : Following new legislation in MtR-1, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : MtR-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in MtR-1, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in MtR-1, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
- : Following new legislation in MtR-1, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.
- : Following new legislation in MtR-1, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.