The Holy Empire of Mukuhawk is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings. The cynical population of 4.373 billion Mukuhawkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Mukuhawkian economy, worth 167 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,237 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, a major religion has been named as Mukuhawk's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Mukuhawk in an international press conference, and Mukuhawk has designated Mukuhawk City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mukuhawk's national animal is the Kitsune.

Mukuhawk is ranked 129,010^th in the world and 2^nd in Hargeisa for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 570.35 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.