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Most Primitive: 5,527thFattest Citizens: 8,379thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,312th
The Handsome Features of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
How come it always plays dumb music when I talk?
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Muppet Link Hogthrob

Population8.113 billion

CapitalThe Muppet Theatre
Leaderignorance
Faithself obsessed

Currencyfood
Animalpig

The Handsome Features of Muppet Link Hogthrob is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by ignorance with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.113 billion pigs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.

The strong porcine economy, worth 512 trillion foods a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,215 foods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,329 per year while the poor average 8,351, a ratio of 34.8 to 1.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and some of the country's most famous photographers are animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Muppet Link Hogthrob's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is self obsessed.

Muppet Link Hogthrob is ranked 29,673rd in the world and 13th in The Muppet Show for Most Stationary, with 1,363.25262057332 days.

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Most Primitive: 5,527thFattest Citizens: 8,379thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,312thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,740thMost Secular: 14,171stLargest Retail Industry: 14,554thMost Avoided: 14,582ndTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 18,908thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,232ndLargest Black Market: 25,135thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,196thMost Stationary: 29,673rd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the region

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