The Moral Righteousness of Muppet Sam the Eagle is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Tit Willow with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.409 billion Eagles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.1%.

The thriving an Eagle economy, worth 818 trillion American dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Retail, Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,018 American dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

New religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Muppet Sam the Eagle's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is American.

Muppet Sam the Eagle is ranked 39,641^st in the world and 12^th in The Muppet Show for Largest Populations, with 13.4 billion capita.