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Largest Mining Sector: 87thMost Ignorant Citizens: 134thMost Primitive: 147th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Strength Through Compliance
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Murderi

Population4.897 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderAnton
FaithAnton Supremacy

Currencymurder
Animalinnocent

The Oppressed Peoples of Murderi is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Anton with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.897 billion murderers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The frighteningly efficient murderous economy, worth 910 trillion murders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 185,897 murders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,248,648 per year while the poor average 10,358, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility, the might of the entire murderous Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Murderi's national animal is the innocent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anton Supremacy.

Murderi is ranked 318,121st in the world and 10th in Windfall Shores for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14.48 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 87thMost Ignorant Citizens: 134thMost Primitive: 147thMost Devout: 181stLargest Insurance Industry: 351stMost Avoided: 402ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 556thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 599thMost Corrupt Governments: 736thMost Conservative: 820thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 976thLargest Retail Industry: 976thFattest Citizens: 1,457thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,714thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,561stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,953rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,054thMost Patriotic: 4,375thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,272ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,924thHighest Average Incomes: 13,751stLowest Crime Rates: 15,893rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,092ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 18,309thMost Efficient Economies: 22,890thMost Authoritarian: 28,127th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, the might of the entire murderous Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds.
  • : Murderi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, patriotism is in the nation's DNA.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, politicians take citizens for idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.

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