The Grand Imperial Sheikhdom of Mutazilia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by شيخ المؤمنين His Imperial Majesty Luqman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 20.738 billion Commonwealth Muslims are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faradouz of The Grand Imperial Zone. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mutazilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,136 trillion platinum ₹upiyahs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,225 platinum ₹upiyahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mutazilia's national animal is the Cashmere goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is معتزله.

Mutazilia is ranked 9,033^rd in the world and 1^st in Islamic Commonwealth for Most Cultured, scoring 119 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.