Population | 18.358 billion |
Currency | $$ |
Animal | Death's-head hawkmoth |
The Billions of Stars of MWG is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, devout population of 18.358 billion MWGians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The thriving MWGian economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,064 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, citizens must pay to enjoy MWG's pristine beaches, and women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MWG's national animal is the Death's-head hawkmoth, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
MWG is ranked 233,515th in the world and 3rd in Milky Way Galaxy for Most Primitive, scoring -113.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : MWG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Economic Output, and Largest Black Market.
- : MWG was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
- : MWG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : MWG's influence in Milky Way Galaxy fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : Following new legislation in MWG, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
- : Following new legislation in MWG, citizens must pay to enjoy MWG's pristine beaches.
- : MWG was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in MWG, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in MWG, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
- : Following new legislation in MWG, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.