The Queen's State of MyDogBen is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 23.464 billion Bentleys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped MyDogBenian economy, worth 513 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,891 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Child labor has been outlawed, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MyDogBen's national animal is the deer.

MyDogBen is ranked 133,665^th in the world and 2^nd in Ulaanbaatar for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.39 law-abiding acts per hour.