Population | 6.008 billion |
Currency | nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
Animal | nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
The Borderlands of N87930 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.008 billion N87930ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient N87930ian economy, worth 738 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,884 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has declared that monochrome cinema is the next big thing, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N87930's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
N87930 is ranked 281,322nd in the world and 10,428th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 0.35 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in N87930, twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal.
- : Following new legislation in N87930, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in N87930, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Following new legislation in N87930, the government has declared that monochrome cinema is the next big thing.
- : Following new legislation in N87930, euthanasia is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in N87930, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in N87930, the NBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
- : Following new legislation in N87930, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
- : Following new legislation in N87930, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
- : Following new legislation in N87930, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.