The First Holy Order of Nagriss is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Naomi Yaganaja with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.072 billion Nagrissians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serpentine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nagrissian economy, worth a remarkable 3,778 trillion Nagas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 171,195 Nagas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,205,575 per year while the poor average 8,233, a ratio of 146 to 1.

Freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, Serpentine has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Tsumonrin, and banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nagriss's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Naja.

Nagriss is ranked 4,811^th in the world and 2^nd in Tsumonrin for Most Corrupt Governments, with 230.51 kickbacks per hour.