The Name 0ian Monarchy of Name 0 is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by King Jacob I with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.036 billion Name 0ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with International Aid and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cazarkstan. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Name 0ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,041 trillion Nac-Krojobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 378,511 Nac-Krojobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from King Jacob I's rear echelons, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Name 0's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Name 0 is ranked 308,936^th in the world and 4,597^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -8.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.