The Holy Empire of Narue is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lucard with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.246 billion Narueans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Travesty. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Naruean economy, worth a remarkable 3,319 trillion Quazars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 271,102 Quazars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, cities are engulfed by smog, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narue's national animal is the Octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Naruianism.

Narue is ranked 5,445^th in the world and 268^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.49 law-abiding acts per hour.