The Imperial Coalition of SHAYTAN UKHIROSS is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Steward Gavroche von Stelseyn nil Tep with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, flagrant waste-dumping, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.455 billion Ukhirians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xen'garai. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient SHAYTAN UKHIROSSian economy, worth a remarkable 9,825 trillion kurals a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,517 kurals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', it is often said that only Steward Gavroche von Stelseyn nil Tep could bring down Dàguó, territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy, and Steward Gavroche von Stelseyn nil Tep is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. SHAYTAN UKHIROSS's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Phoenix Crown.

SHAYTAN UKHIROSS is ranked 97,786^th in the world and 1,905^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 15.28 flags saluted per person per day.