The Imperial Coalition of SHAYTAN UKHIROSS is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Steward Gavroche von Stelseyn nil Tep with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 42.652 billion Ukhirians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xen'garai. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient SHAYTAN UKHIROSSian economy, worth an astonishing 10,842 trillion kurals a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 254,212 kurals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', it is often said that only Steward Gavroche von Stelseyn nil Tep could bring down Dàguó, territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy, and Steward Gavroche von Stelseyn nil Tep is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. SHAYTAN UKHIROSS's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Phoenix Crown.

SHAYTAN UKHIROSS is ranked 832^nd in the world and 21^st in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 66.47 Obesity Rate.