The Holy Empire of Nelson META is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 4.31 billion Nelson METAians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 23.7%.
The Nelson METAian economy, worth 225 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,390 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nelson META's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Nelson META is ranked 156,065th in the world and 4th in Chiba for Highest Average Incomes, with 52,390.21 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Nelson META was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
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Nelson META, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
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Nelson META, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
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Nelson META, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
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Nelson META, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
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Nelson META, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
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Nelson META, clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
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Nelson META, typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.
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Nelson META, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
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Nelson META, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.






















