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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,449thMost Conservative: 5,808thMost Authoritarian: 5,820th
The Holy Empire of
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Nemete Land

Population831 million

CapitalGreat Bermania
LeaderPres of all Parties King God and Emperor

CurrencyMark
AnimalEagle

The Holy Empire of Nemete Land is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Pres of all Parties King God and Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 831 million Nemeters are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bermania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nemete Landian economy, worth 112 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,856 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Nemete Land" at foreigners, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', drive-by spoilers are an increasingly common crime, and Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Nemete Land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nemete Land's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nemete Land is ranked 216,263rd in the world and 114th in Confederacy of Allied States for Rudest Citizens, with 8.83 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,449thMost Conservative: 5,808thMost Authoritarian: 5,820thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,144thLowest Crime Rates: 8,400thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,832ndMost Devout: 8,833rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,519thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,926thLargest Governments: 13,071stHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,434thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,279thMost Developed: 15,131stLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,530thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,240thLargest Mining Sector: 16,332ndLargest Welfare Programs: 16,669thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,990thHighest Average Incomes: 17,404thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,799thLargest Black Market: 18,145thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,902ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,212thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,201stHealthiest Citizens: 20,586thMost Extreme: 21,170th
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Most Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nemete Land, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Nemete Land.
  • : Following new legislation in Nemete Land, drive-by spoilers are an increasingly common crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Nemete Land, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nemete Land, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Nemete Land" at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Nemete Land, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Nemete Land, chess defeat has made Pres of all Parties King God and Emperor the laughingstock of dictators and grandmasters alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Nemete Land, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nemete Land, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Nemete Land, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Nemete Land, a nation-wide cull of Eagles is in effect.

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