The Holy Empire of Nemete Land is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pres of all Parties King God and Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.632 billion Nemeters are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bermania. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nemete Landian economy, worth a remarkable 2,389 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 276,765 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, the Nemete Land Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nemete Land's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian Paganism.

Nemete Land is ranked 26,036^th in the world and 22^nd in Confederacy of Allied States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.23 law-abiding acts per hour.