The Federal Commonwealth of Neniariip is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by an elected president with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 36.905 billion Neniariipians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Matthew Heights. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Neniariipian economy, worth a remarkable 2,669 trillion Margrasian francs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,338 Margrasian francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neniariip's national animal is the Boston Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Neniariip is ranked 281,762^nd in the world and 13^th in The Sea of Love for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.63 kickbacks per hour.