The Grand Republic of Neo Killadonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Brian Fallon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 23.21 billion Neo Killadonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Worcester. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Neo Killadonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,097 trillion killmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is 90,390 killmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Killadonia's national animal is the welsh corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo Killadonia is ranked 21,233^rd in the world and 1^st in Monkey island for Highest Food Quality, scoring 113.27 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.