The Republic of Neu Funland is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 24.466 billion Neu Funlandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Industry, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 35.6%.

The very strong Neu Funlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,677 trillion $$$$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,560 $$$$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neu Funland's national animal is the ^-^.

Neu Funland is ranked 13,959^th in the world and 1^st in Poipu Beach for Safest, scoring 117.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.