The United Socialist States of Neur Secrets is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, disturbing lack of elderly people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.046 billion Neur Secretsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The Neur Secretsian economy, worth 184 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,560 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neur Secrets's national animal is the Kitsune, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neur Secrets is ranked 155,373^rd in the world and 2^nd in Olympia Archipelago for Largest Populations, with 4.05 billion capita.