The PRIVATE MILITARY of New CyberPasterys is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by KAZUHIRA KAZ MILLER with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 10.537 billion DIAMOND DOGS are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MOTHER BASE. The average income tax rate is 26.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving DIAMOND DOG economy, worth 997 trillion GMPS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,705 GMPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suspicious locals close their doors leaving tourists to suffer the elements by themselves, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New CyberPasterys's national animal is the DOG, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New CyberPasterys is ranked 55,124^th in the world and 19^th in Regionless for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.86 law-abiding acts per hour.