The Republic of New Dew is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The democratic population of 224 million New Dewians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 18.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient New Dewian economy, worth 10.6 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,119 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Dew's national animal is the Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Dew is ranked 228,120^th in the world and 625^th in Talonia for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.