The Free Land of Kazachman is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.938 billion Kazachmen hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almanac. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kazachmanian economy, worth 299 trillion messis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 154,408 messis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime is totally unknown. Kazachman's national animal is the refried koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kazachman is ranked 282,467^th in the world and 1,347^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.