Population | 7.111 billion |
Capital | Tallinn |
Leader | Ann O'Nymous |
Faith | Yahlism |
Currency | propan |
Animal | bobcat |
The Clarinet in B-Flat of New Eestiball is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ann O'Nymous with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.111 billion Estonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Estonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,652 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,326 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the bobcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yahlism.
New Eestiball is ranked 3,487th in the world and 55th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 126.16 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
- : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
- : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
- : New Eestiball lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : New Eestiball lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- : New Eestiball lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
- : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak.
World Assembly
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