The Neo-Kingdom of New Gallicia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Thomas Hayne with a fair hand, and renowned for its closed borders, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.187 billion Gallicians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kcaj. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The all-consuming New Gallician economy, worth 338 trillion chortles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 106,302 chortles, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Smoking is banned in public areas, even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Gallicia's national animal is the mute swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

New Gallicia is ranked 280,603^rd in the world and 10,452^nd in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.65 kickbacks per hour.